Bat-Turk

bat_turk @ 2008-12-11T01:29:00

2008-12-11T06:29:58Z

meep.

that is all.

bat_turk @ 2007-01-30T13:32:00

2007-01-30T18:34:20Z

Fuck the UCF Housing Department and their residency lottery for acceptance for on-campus housing for next year. FUCK THEM ALL TO HELL!

wowza

2006-12-03T06:40:08Z

I've just discovered that the person who voiced Rocko from Rocko's Modern Life is Carlos Alazraqui, the same guy who plays Officer James Garcia on Reno 911!

Holy shit......

bat_turk @ 2006-07-28T12:34:00

2006-07-28T16:35:51Z

So yeah, me and Kevin got tricked into going to a really Gay club last night....literally...really gay......and got hit on.....

Im not going to go into details here.....AIM me for the horrible night's experiance info

Brilliant and Offensive

2006-07-25T19:28:58Z

If you haven't seen Clerks 2 yet, I suggest you do so ASAP. Fucking Genious

ahh my hard work.....i need help.

2006-07-06T03:38:56Z

HELP ME HELP MYSELF!!

1 down, 5 to go

2006-06-29T22:47:09Z

After about one week in college so far, i've learned a few things. But the most signifcant thing i've learned so far is this:

Black people love Kramer. Period.

Thank you.

haha, the "untouchables"

2006-06-22T02:26:30Z

I'm outta here. See ya in 6 weeks Ft. Lauderdale.

bat_turk @ 2006-06-12T13:57:00

2006-06-12T21:02:06Z

After 3 years of my employmentshipthing, today was finally my last day at Publix. They got me cake in the same of a big pitcher of beer.........for some reason. Now only 10 days before im college bound. Catch ya when i do.

bat_turk @ 2006-06-03T23:54:00

2006-06-04T03:57:52Z

Most inappropriate and yet hilarious sport headline ever:

• Cubs push back Wood's start because of stiffness

SNAKES ON A MOTHER-FUCKING PLANE!

2006-06-01T05:34:00Z

For those who have not been fortunate enough to catch the teaser, go to this site ASAP to see the Snakes On A Plane teaser!!

http://www.snakesonablog.com/2006/05/30/snakes-on-a-teaser-trailer/

DO ITTT!!!!!!!!!!!

5 hours and counting.

2006-05-29T21:30:38Z

Ha, I've been watching "The Wayans Bros." for the past 5 hours. I forgot how funny that show was.

Think She'll Like It?

2006-05-23T23:14:45Z

I sure hope so....

P.S. NOBODY TELL!....even though im pretty sure none of you even have her number.

who doesnt love a good quote?

2006-05-18T03:05:25Z

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows.
-Sydney J. Harris

Haha, they know.

2006-04-23T16:20:49Z

I looked up "Publix" at UrbanDictionary.com, and i got this:

1. Publix

A Grocery store that is the essence of hell and communism combined. You can be as rebellious as you want, but their evil forces make you put on "a happy face." Everything is strict, so avoid "the talk." The talk is when one of your 12 managers talks to you about productivity and customer service; they smile manically when they look at you.
No one that works there has high school degree except the Managers, so everyone there is either retired of a student. I have worked there for two years and I need a way out before I'm consumed completly. Poor poor Max. He was consumed and he can't stop Smiling.
The pay is good and they hire everyone; handicapped, mentally ill, retired folk and students. Some times they hand out yo-yo's and slinkys' that are red.Every four to six months your pay will go up or down 25 cents. But after a while, the will forget about you completely and focus more on the fresher meat for hire. You can start working soon by applying at the digital Resume machine next to the dry ice in the back of the store.

pretty accurate.

For anyone bored....

2006-04-16T02:00:02Z

Tee-hee

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EWXHxiYpxPY&search=silence%20of%20the%20lambs

enjoy....

bat_turk @ 2006-04-12T19:31:00

2006-04-12T23:32:42Z

I gotta say, listening to Powerman 5000 is just damn fun. Damn Fun.

bat_turk @ 2006-04-10T01:36:00

2006-04-10T05:38:45Z

I cannot think of a more soothing orgy of sounds than rain and thunder together.......

The classics are always the best..

2006-03-21T04:50:01Z

Wooah, for the longest time
Wooah, for the longest

If you said goodbye to me tonight
There would still be music left to write
What else could I do
I'm so inspired by you
That hasn't happened for the longest time

Once I thought my innocence was gone
Now I know that happiness goes on
That's where you found me
When you put your arms around me
I haven't been there for the longest time

Wooah, for the longest time
Wooah, for the longest

I'm that voice you're hearing in the hall
And the greatest miracle of all
Is how I need you, and how you needed me too
That hasn't happened for the longest time

Maybe this won't last very long
But you feel so right, and I could be wrong
Maybe I've been hoping too hard
I've gone this far and it's more than I hope for

Who knows how much further we'll go on
Baby I'll be sorry when you're gone
I'll take my chances
I forgot how nice romance is
I haven't been there for the longest time

I had second thoughts at the start
I said to myself, hold on to your heart
Now I know the woman that you are
You're wonderful so far
And it's more than I hope for

I don't care what consequence it brings
I have been a fool for lesser things
I want you so bad
I think you ought to know that
I intend to hold you for the longest time

Wooah, for the longest time
Wooah, for the longest time
Wooah, for the longest time
Wooah, for the longest time

"She'll be right here in my arms, so in looooove..."

2006-03-16T04:45:24Z

She's my reason for waking up every morning excited. It's only been a week, but it's been the happiest week I've had in years. I'd do anything for her.

On another note, I never realized how painful it is to watch a grown man break down and cry. Especially for when he's crying about his father just dying.

"I stopped short, and made a move.."

2006-03-09T22:00:57Z

After everything I've been through and waited for, I believe i've finally found what I've been looking for.

I dont know what I'm gonna do if this leads to nothing. But so far these surprises have been like a dream.

"..But let me tell you my friends, it'll be like this till the end"

2006-03-05T04:35:02Z

oh....fuck....yeah.

WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

2006-02-26T00:20:29Z

R.I.P. Don Knotts....aka Mr. Furley, aka Barney Fife.

bat_turk @ 2006-02-18T23:40:00

2006-02-19T04:44:43Z

Seems like everybody wants to call the....

lately......even me.

bat_turk @ 2006-02-11T13:34:00

2006-02-11T18:36:25Z

Did you ever have a dream that gave you everything you wanted and what you were looking for, and when you woke up and realized it was gone all you want to do is find a very high place and jump off?.......yeah...